How much is grandma’s life worth?

Warning: this article is cold and heartless. Cost analysis is used to break down Oregon deaths into monetary values. Think that’s cruel? It might be. Is it necessary? In a world of finite resources, yes. Is it being done now?  Not by the people responsible for using this data. It’s being done by people in their mother’s basements, eating Cheetos, playing Fortnite, with access to whatever scraps of data the Oregon Health Authority decides is relevant for the public to consume.

Mortality Costs

As of July 21st, 2020, deaths from COVID-19 have cost the state of Oregon $359,471,400.

Or $225,492,000. Or $57,663,000. It depends on how you count, and what you want to compare it too, but there are a couple assumptions we need to make first.

Assumption #1: Life expectancy

Most everyone wants to live to be 100, but at some point in time, when you are “x” amount of years old, and pass away, people will say “John Doe led a long full life”. Grandmother passing away at 100 is sad, but everyone knows her time on this world was coming to an end sooner rather then later. For the point of this analysis, we are going to assume everyone that passes after a normal life expectancy is NOT valued. I hear you now, “My grandmothers life has value!”. It’s true, it does. Just not now, for this exercise. But to compromise, we won’t use the life expectancy of Oregon (77.3 for males, 82 for females in 2017, the latest year available), we will use Japan, which has the second longest in the world (82.69 for males, 89.54 for females).

Assumption #2: Value of one year of a human life

This one is very controversial. We could look at wrongful death lawsuits and see what the average is. Another option is to look what the EPA values a life at ($9.1 million), FDA ($7.9) or the Department of Transportation ($9.6). All of these are U.S. agencies which have some of the highest values in the world.  In Australia the value is $4.2 million, in Russia it’s between $40,000 and $2 million. However, there is another standard that we could (and will) use, the dialysis standard. It’s set at $129,000 per year of quality life. If you would like to learn more, it’s a fascinating subject and worth a read. If we use this standard, combined with the life expectancy of Japan, then the value of a human life is $10.667 million for a male and $11.550 million for a female. Sorry guys, you’re just not worth as much. This number is greater than any previous valuation, so to keep our cost estimates as high as we can, we will use this. We will not be factoring in what a quality year is or isn’t. We will just assume every year is quality.

Cost Analysis

Now that we have our assumptions, let’s look at the data. As of July 21st, there have been 269 people that have lost their lives due to COVID-19. We are going to take OHA’s word that every single death was exclusively due to COVID. The argument that they are not all COVID related will be saved for another day. 185 of those 269 deaths were before their expected life expectancy; they died “young”. If we would calculate how many years each person lost due to COVID (2786.6), and then multiply that by the cost of a year of quality life ($129k), we get a total loss of $359,471,400 as of July 21st.  

If we were to use Oregon life expectancy values, the number drops to $225,492,000. Because some patients are losing less years of life or have lived past the average life expectancy in Oregon, the “cost” of COVID would have gone down by over $130 million dollars. There is another number that we can use as well when calculating and comparing costs. The state of Oregon uses a number called “Years of Potential Life Lost before Age 75” (YPLL75). They calculate this number for many different mortality reasons. For instance, the YPLL75 for suicide (2017) was 22,602. If we were wanting to compare our COVID numbers to this standard, the current YPLL75 for COVID, as of July 21st would be 447. Multiplying that by our value of a year of life and we get a cost of $57,663,000, which is over $300 million less then our first calculation.

2017 Years of Potential Life Lost with estimated cost based on dialysis standard

Additional Costs – Hospitalizations

It’s not just deaths, though, it’s hospitalizations too!” My apologies for reading your mind without your consent, but I think this point is important too. There ARE costs associated with going to the hospital. Let’s factor those in as well, with some conservative cost assumptions.

According to a review of hospital costs across the nation, Oregon’s average cost of one day in a hospital is $3,206. For a day in the ICU, we will use $10,794. If you are in the ICU, we will take the higher ICU number, not stack these two figures. These might be high, they might be low. I don’t know, I’m just a guy living in his mom’s basement with Google as my trusty steed.

The Oregon Heath Authority has put out (near) daily numbers of COVID cases, deaths and patients in hospitals. They haven’t been perfect; there are gaps in the data, and they rely on individual hospitals reporting to them in a timely manner. Because of these gaps, I have made some generous assumptions on the data. The first record of hospitalizations was on March 26th, where there were 91 patients in hospitals. The first recorded case of COVID in Oregon was February 28th.  To keep the estimates conservative, we will assume there were 91 patients in the hospital from March 1st through March 25th. Also, for days we do not have data, we will look at the data for the first day before or the day after the missing day and use that to fill in the missing data.

ICU visits started being tracked on April 7th. The average ratio of hospitalizations that result in ICU visits is around 30%, so we’ve filled in missing ICU bed occupancy with those projections, from March 1st to April 6th. Like hospitalizations, for days we do not have ICU data, we will look at the data for the first day before or the day after the missing day and use that to fill in the missing data.

Adding the number of days a patient has been in the hospital with the average cost of a day in the hospital, we get $80,199,420 for hospital stays and $59,756,634 for ICU visits, as of July 21st.

The total cost of loss of life and hospital charges now equals $499,427,454. However, for the rest of this article, I will round that up to $500 million for current costs, and say that we are half way through this years COVID outbreak, so $1 billion for costs for these two items.

Economic Cost of Shutdown

Oregon shut down many of its businesses with executive orders in mid-March. Not all jobs were lost because of actions Oregon government took, some were lost because of nationwide or worldwide conditions, however it’s hard to calculate a specific number. Since mid-March, over 300,000 jobs have been lost. While many jobs are coming back, the economic cost will be with us for years.

Let’s look at a few costs.

Lost Wages – Unemployment

Initial unemployment claims started in earnest the week starting March 15th, with 76,500 claims (as opposed to 4,900 the week before). By the end of April the initial claims had reached over 300,000 and the unemployment rate in Oregon had hit 14.9%. May’s unemployment was 14.3%, and June looks to be 11.2%. In comparison, March, before the pandemic hit, Oregon’s unemployment rate was 3.5%.

For our purposes, lost wages will assume a 40 hour week at minimum wage for only those people who were out of work for April, May and June (12 weeks). The Oregon Employment Department says that 252,800 jobs were lost in April, 26,100 were added in May, and 56,600 were added in June. That leaves us with 170,100 Oregonians that lost there jobs that still do not have work. If we take 12 weeks, multiply that by 40 hours per week, at a 2019 minimum wage of $11.25 an hour, we get a total for lost wages of $918,540,000 as of July 1st.

Loss of Tax Revenue

Surely your numbers are wrong, there has to be some way to verify them!” Sorry, I read your mind again without consent. But hear me out on this one. What if there WAS a way to verify the numbers? There is! Taxes! Oregon needs that tax revenue from your income tax to pay for services. If the money isn’t going to you, then you can’t pay the tax man, and the tax man can’t pay the teachers. Let’s look at the Oregon budget.

“The Coronavirus Will Blow An Enormous Hole In Oregon’s Budget, Economists Say

According to an article from Oregon Public Broadcasting, the state is expecting income tax revenue to go down by $1.6 billion this biennium, or $800 million per year ($4.4 billion for 21-23, $3.3 billion for 23-25). The total hit to the budget this biennium due to COVID is going to be $2.7 billion, but let’s just look at loss of tax income. Not everyone pays 100% of their earnings to the state. There are tax brackets, and the top tax bracket in Oregon is 9.9%, but for the sake of math, I’m rounding up to 10%. Also, I’m going to use that tax bracket for ALL taxes, just to be conservative. If Oregon is losing $800 million this year in income taxes, and individuals and businesses pay 10% of their income in taxes, the lost revenue to individuals and businesses comes out to $8,000,000,000.

Federal CARES Act Money

Because of the CARES act, many people received an extra $600 a week in unemployment aid, on top of normal unemployment benefits. $600 a week doesn’t just magically come from nowhere, so we will factor that in as well. 170,100 unemployed, for 12 weeks is $1,224,720,000.

Flu & Pneumonia

Let’s switch gears and do one last analysis, let’s compare apples to oranges. In this instance, apples are COVID and oranges is the flu and pneumonia. Before you think to yourself “Those aren’t comparable!”, just stop. If we convert everything to a common denominator – in this case, dollars – then anything is comparable. COVID might cause greater individual suffering then the flu, but this analysis is just dollars and cents.

In 2017 Oregon recorded 573 deaths to flu and pneumonia (last year detailed data was available). The Years of Potential Life Lost before age 75 in 2017 for flu and pneumonia was 2,381. Using just this number and multiplying it by the value of one quality year of life, the 2017 mortality cost of the flu and pneumonia was $307,149,000. The Oregon Health Authority does not give out the specific ages of each death, but they do break it down by age range. If we took the upper limit for each age range and assigned everyone in that bracket to that age (so in the 1-4 age bracket, each individual is 4) and then used our Japanese Life Expectancy calculation on those 573 deaths, the 2017 mortality cost of the flu and pneumonia would jump to $501,822,900. Since we don’t know the exact age of each person who passed away, this estimate will be more conservative then the years of potential life lost at 75 number. In fact, when we do this calculation, we only end up with 1,730 years lost, as opposed to the official 2,381.

“Highest Total includes LEC(Japan) and Hospital Costs

Summary

As someone who is sitting in their mom’s basement, looking at online research, I’ve gone about as far in my research as I can go, but let’s do a quick summary.

Using the most conservative tools and assumptions we have available to us, and assuming that the yearly COVID disaster is only half way done, we have come up with a cost of $1 billion dollars. This accounts for people dying young and hospital bills.

The economic cost of shutting the economy down has been $1-$8 billion in lost wages (which leads to lost tax revenue which results in lost services) and $1.2 in federal payouts for additional unemployment benefits (that will have to be paid back at some point in the future). There are other associated social costs with the shutdown that we have not looked at (loss of academic growth with schools closing, increase in depression with churches closed, increase in anxiety, loss of public services, etc.) but for this purpose, we will stop here.

Did the shut down work? If it did, was it worth it? Did it save lives? Will it cost lives? Only time, or accurate data from the government will tell. If we didn’t shut down, maybe we’d have the same death rate as Sweden (which would mean 2,062 additional deaths and $2.7 billion in years of life lost). Maybe we would have been as bad as New York (6,782 deaths, $9 billion in years of life lost).

There are many unanswered questions, but hopefully, this analysis puts the cost of death in context with the economic cost of the shutdown in Oregon, as well as comparisons to the flu and pneumonia, which have been around for a hundred years, and other causes that may be more important to focus on (such as suicide at nearly $3 billion in lives lost impact).


Apple releases updated Emoji’s with new IOS patch 13.5.1

The release is being called the “Do your part, have a heart” update.

New Apple IOS 13.5.1 Patch Logo

Apple is rolling out a new patch to it’s operating system that includes updates to the famous “emoji” list.

Because of the recent surge in COVID-19 cases across the US, one of the updates is to emoji’s to encourage people to wear masks, and to remind them that masks are important. Jim Hook, Director of Apples ‘Fight Against Racism Team’, told the Daily Bison “We are just glad to be doing our part to inundate the average person with as much shame as we possible can.”

Updates to Emoji’s in Apples new 13.5.1 release

In addition to the modified emoji’s, some current emoji’s have been relabeled due to the COVID-19 pandemic.

Emoji’s for far-right science deniers

Kim Hook also released an updated list of emoji’s that Apple’s FART team is calling the “California Criminals” series.

Criminals right before they kill grandma

Because of the social unrest due to the tragic death of George Floyd, Jim Nook also unveiled updated emoji’s designed to fight against institutional racism in the operating system.

The term changes based on the RGB values of the emoji, but Apple insists that’s not racist. You’re racist.

During the press conference, Yan Cook announced that Apple had included in the patch an algorithm that will determine what emoji’s you use most often and make recommendations for you based on your text usage. Also, if you get caught using certain offensive emoji’s, your phone will send an automatic text to your local ACLU chapter and the Southern Poverty Law center to make sure you are included on the hate group list. The Daily Bison was able to obtain a copy of the offending emoji’s.

You will be reported, a text will go to all your contacts saying “I’m a racist” and your phone will be locked until you complete a mandatory diversity and inclusion seminar.

There were also some other emoji label changes that were not part of the press conference that users were able to uncover after the updates.

Every NFL Team is offensive – AFC North Edition

Pittsburgh Steelers

The name “Pittsburgh” comes from the man known as William Pitt the Elder, a statesmen from Britian who was against the American war for independence, but don’t let that fool you, he wasn’t as nice as he sounds. While he may have been against the USA ever existing, like our enlightened minds think today, he was described as “a demagogue, highly intelligent but incapable of detail, self-absorbed, fascinated by power”. Sound familiar? Someone, shall we say, orange?

Not only was he the Trump of his day, his son was a far right extremist. Listen to this quote about Coronavirus from William Pitt the Younger, “Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.” Does that sound familer? If it doesn’t, it should, as the far right has been echoing those exact sentiments ever since we forced their barbershop’s to close.

The first thing we need to change is WHO Pittsburgh is named after. No more dead white male’s from England. We should choose a name we all look up to, an enlightened figure of the current age; Brad Pitt.

As for the name Steelers… You have a helmet and uniform that is all black, and then have the audacity to link it to a violent crime? The connection couldn’t be more clear. Generations of youth have grown up watching the Pittsburgh team play, all while being subliminally brainwashed into thinking black people steal and it’s just normal. They should change their black uniforms and helmet to white, and rename themselves the LAND Stealers.

Cleveland Browns

Good gracious, you are putting the derogatory name for an entire ethic group right in the team name? How stupid and obvious can they be? Maybe 100 years ago, we could have named a team after a person, but we wouldn’t name a team the whites or the reds. Additionally, think of the operant conditioning that is taking place. Everywhere you go, all you hear about is how bad the Brown’s suck. Is it any wonder so many people subliminally hate people with brown skin?

Did you know the name of Cleveland was taken from the general Moses Cleaveland, who served under the slaveowner George Washington? There is no evidence of Cleaveland ever speaking out against Washington’s slaves, making him a racist accomplice. His statue is in Connecticut, by the way.

Cincinnati Bengals

The word Cincinnati comes from the ancient Roman Emperor Lucius Quinctius Cincinnatus. All you need to know about him is that he is a really old white male upper class Roman from 2000 years ago and the racist slave-owner George Washington looked up to him, so he must be really bad.

The Bengals are named after tigers, and specifically the Bengal Tiger that lives in India. We all have seen from the Simpsons and the Apu controversy that it is wrong to appropriate things from other cultures, and to have white players play dressed up as Indians is extremely racist. It’s almost as racist as wearing blackface. It’s brownhead.

Baltimore Ravens

Cecil Calvert, 2nd Baron Baltimore is the namesake for the city. He was an anti-Semite who was responsible for persecuting non-believers in one of the first instances of legislative bills having deceptive names, the “Maryland Toleration Act”.

“The act … sentenced to death anyone who denied the divinity of Jesus, and thus was intolerant of those of the Jewish or Unitarian faiths.”

The raven is considered evil, but only in European cultures. Many counties with predominantly white populations persecute this poor bird. Edger Allen Poe, an old white poet even used it as a villain in one of the most popular poems in history. What we see here, is an extremely euro-centrist animal, steeped in white culture, in a sport dominated by black athletes. We need this type of thing nevermore.

Every NFL Team is offensive – AFC East Edition

The NFL has recently hired Colin Kaepernick to fix it’s image problem, but did you know how deep that problem runs? It’s not just the name of the Washington team that is offensive – it’s every single one. In this series of posts, I will run through, division by division, each team and why they are so offensive.

New England Patriots

               ‘Patriots’ are flat-out Imperialists of the New World. 20-25% of the population of Boston consisted of enslaved labor. Massachusetts was the first colony in New England with slave ownership and was a center for slave trade. The word “Patriot” only refers to white male slave owners. Besides it’s obvious ties to slavery, the term “Patriot” has been rebranded for a new generation, and much like the swastika in Germany, a new meaning for the term is now what comes to mind first. The term patriot now is associated with American white nationalists that law enforcement has called “dangerous, delusional and sometimes violent”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_movement

Buffalo Bills

               The city was possibly named after the American buffalo, also known as a bison. Among Native American tribes, especially the Plains Indians, the bison is considered a sacred animal and religious symbol. The city of Buffalo should change their name to not disrespect the Native American tribes that hold the animal sacred.

               The name “Bills” comes from William “Buffalo Bill” Cody. He was an Indian (Native American) fighter, assisting in systematically committing genocide against the inhabitants of an environment that was sacred to Native Americans.

https://www.democratandchronicle.com/story/opinion/guest-column/2017/10/27/guest-essay-myth-buffalo-bill/107073438/

New York Jets

Did you know the cost of a new fighter jet program for the US military, the F-22 Raptor, was 67.3 billion dollars? Each individual plane costs at least $143 million dollars?

Did you know the entire police budget for the city of New York is “only” 6 billion? Did you know the education budget in New York State is only 37 billion? We shouldn’t glorify a symbol of the military-industrial complex when that money could be put into our children’s education and future.

Miami Dolphins

               The word “Miami” is based on the Mayaimi Native American tribe that was named after the lake they lived by. Mayaimi means “big water”. The Mayaimi tribe was raided for slaves by raiders from the Province of Carolina (more on the racist term “Raiders” later), and if there are any left, they fled to Cuba. Miami should change it’s city’s name to not memorialize this atrocity.

As for dolphin, the word comes from Greek, and can be interpreted as meaning “a ‘fish’ with a womb”. This assumes that are dolphins are female, which we know isn’t the case. However, classifying something based on the fact that it does or does not have a womb is very transphobic, and the Dolphins should look to change their name to a more appropriate trans-clusive animal. Did you know earthworms are both male and female?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin#Etymology

What if Oregon was a Republic?

What would the Oregon Senate look like if the 30 Senators were distributed by county?
How different would it be to the way the US Senate works?

What if the seats in the Oregon Senate were distributed among the top 30 counties in Oregon, by the size of their population?

As purely a thought experiment, what if Oregon was a republic? The Central and Eastern portions of our state are often in conflict with the Western portion in regards to policy, and often times feel like Portland is making decisions for the rest of the state. In a way, yes, they are. Win Portland (and Multnomah County) and you win the governors seat. Because the current Oregon Legislature is proportionally represented, the Portland Metro area has a greater number of representatives then any other portion of the state.

But what if the Oregon Houses were designed like the US? Each county would get 1 representative in the Senate. To meet our limit in the constitution, we will limit it to the top 30 counties in population (image 1 above).

I’ve based my results on the hypothetical that everyone that voted for Trump in 2016 would vote for the Republican candidate for their county. Trump got a lower percentage when Knute in 2018, so it’s a fairly conservative estimate. Instead of the current Democrats holding a super-majority (18 of the 30 seats), the Republicans would hold a super-majority (22 of the 30 seats). If you look at the 2018 vote, it would be 23 seats for Republicans.